I have a stalker

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Sent at 02h12 French time to my personal Facebook account, somehow from an e-mail address without a Facebook account attached to it. This is word for word what "James Seed" supposedly from my mother's bank had to say.
Show More Sent at 02h12 French time to my personal Facebook account, somehow from an e-mail address without a Facebook account attached to it. This is word for word what "James Seed" supposedly from my mother's bank had to say.

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Hi Andi if you don't come back from France i ask your mother to pay me back the money she borrowed from me in order to afford to send you to France if she doesn't pay it back i will have to repossess belongings

As part of my legal right to the contract she signed

Starting with the car most likely

I have also notified social services where i believe you to be in France judging from what I've been told

Please get back to me within 3 days or i will be forced to take futher action "

I don't know why he included the blank lines or spaces, or the spelling errors, I guess it was to prove he's not really from my mum's bank. Anyway, lets get onto picking apart this strange message.

The money my mum borrowed to send me to France? It was on my credit card, so she didn't borrow it, I did. I doubt any bank would contact their customers like this over a card that is still getting paid off, and if we were to stop paying out credit cards I'm sure the letter would be in the post, with full grammar checks and no spelling mistakes.

Starting with the car you say? That would be theft, which is some kind of crime. I doubt the police would do anything to you but I'm pretty sure one of my family would with that dangerous looking crossbow I left them. Come to think of it, when to the police in the UK do anything other than paperwork or have a coffee break?

You told social services where you think I am in France? Really? Well my mum and solicitor told them where I really am, everyone knows I'm in Paris, when I post a video of me at Notre Dame it doesn't take much to figure out, I'm nine months pregnant, I'm not likely to travel to Paris for a day if I don't live there.

Get back to you within three days? Nah, I talk to enough creeps, they're called Parisians.

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