TOP 20 ANNOYING & FUNNY THINGS THAT HAITIAN PARENTS DO

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MY TOP 20 ANNOYING & FUNNY THINGS THAT HAITIAN PARENTS DO
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1. There always so damn loud, especially over the phone (Don't get me started on them in public)

2. They love to NAG

3. Any problems you have going on in your life, got to be your fault. It's either the lack of having God in your life or Food

4. They don't care about acting, a straight donkey in public

5. No matter how old you are, there always threatening bodily harm on you (& there died serious)

6. Don't let them go through a breakdown and they hear noise. There liable to break something... If not you

7. When you going through some shit !!! They always have a way, of making it all about THEM !!!

8. No matter what your doing, or how busy you are. The fact that you're in a serious rush. They always hold you up, on a very long conversations (Don't get me started on a Haitian Church)

9. There always worried about what other Haitians are going to think about your actions

10. Paranoia is a Haitian parents middle name SOMEONE'S ALWAYS OUT TO GET YOU... Who? I don't know lmao...

11. If anyone pushes them to curse, they snap at the fact that they had too. Then ask the lord for forgiveness after they rip you a new one

12. There Fun and Dream snatchers. If you're not living up to there standards then your a huge disappointment

13. Whatever you're trying to spend your money on, they either can Make it or Get a hook up

14. No matter where you're hanging out at, they call it The Disco or Disco Tech

15. If you're not married before 27 life is over as you know it, consider yourself damage goods. And get comfortable with the idea of an arranged marriage

16. God or Food is always the answer to your problems

17. They always have special sound effects that only other Haitians or Foreigners can understand

18. Somebody somewhere always has a bad Vision or Omen on your behalf

19. When they don't like your actions you gotta be either smoking DOPE or on some kind of drugs lol...

20. There the best Private Investigators on earth Secret Service, the FBI, SIS, CSI, AT&T CVS, T-MOBILE, BOOST MOBILE WHERE YOU AT??? etc... Ain't got nothing on them
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